These are a few of my favorite things. Sing along everyone…This is an unsolicited message I received on Facebook. At first I was a bit scared that this guy tracked me down. Then it dawned on me that he’s threatening me in an imaginary world. So I thought I would have some fun. An hour after my last message, his profile had disappeared from the site entirely, hence the silhouette icon instead of the douchey, British bad-boy-in-swim-trunks icon he originally had. I wish he would have stuck around, I thought of so many other great things to say…
Hitlist
Between You and Steven Mills
Steven Mills
August 7 at 9:25am
you had me hitlisted for robbing you bad move Andrew will kill you every day now for 30 days and rob you again if i can every time I can – robbing is an accepted gaming move but hitlisting is a cowards way out if you hadnt had me hitlisted would not have bothered you again but now I will and so will everyone else you had hitlisted you will learn the HARD way
Andrew Morton
August 7 at 10:58am
Gay.
Andrew Morton
August 7 at 11:00am
I just added you to the hitlist again, motherfucker.
Andrew Morton
August 7 at 11:00am
I will add you to the hitlist every time you visit the hospital. Some random fuck is going to fuck you up.
Andrew Morton
August 7 at 11:01am
Don’t worry. I’ll let you know everytime I do it, so you’ll be prepared. You sound like a whiner.
Steven Mills
August 7 at 12:49pm
I dont ever put people on hitlist ever!! thats a cowards way take your punishment like a man they would leave you alone if you didnt put them on hitlist ,your the whiner you tosspot
Andrew Morton
August 7 at 12:58pm
Heh. Tosspot.
I just did it again.
What you think as an “accepted gaming move” obviously isn’t what the game-makers think is acceptable. . . I don’t think they’d have the button if you weren’t supposed to push it.
Maybe you need to take a time-out. It is, after all, just a free game on a free website. Some people take things way too seriously. But, if you want to email every person who puts you on a hitlist for robbing them, I’m sure one day, you’ll save the world.
Anyway, I’ve given you way more attention than you deserve regarding this topic, but if you want to talk about something other than Mafia Wars, feel free to message me.
Yours sincerely,
Andrew